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Turning Your Desk Into A Playground

Joe Paterno is not a tornado

Joe Paterno died today. He also died last night, according to an erroneous report from Onward State.

You may remember that Arizona Rep. Gabrielle Giffords was shot to death last year outside a grocery store, at least until NPR and other news outlets backtracked and learned that Giffords was, in fact, alive and in surgery.

These incidents only happen to public figures.1 There are no retractions in the obituaries section of the newspaper. But consider this: if Paterno hadn’t passed away a few hours after the erroneous report and instead survived, even for just one more day (or news cycle), how silly would your morning paper2 look?

As I thought about this this morning, my mind turned to case of speed. To whom on this planet does it matter that Joe Paterno is dead so much so that they need to know the second he’s taken his last breath? I would argue that pool is as large as zero, outside of his family and his inner circle of friends.

News is only news as long as it’s new. As a journalist, I know there are bragging rights at stake for breaking a story first, but “I reported a man’s death first” is pretty thin glory. I tweeted that thought and had a nice exchange with Mark Loundy:

It’s not about ‘glory.’ It’s about value to the readers — which we don’t dictate.

I questioned the value, from a reader’s perspective, of knowing whether someone is dead two minutes before someone else, to which Loundy replied:

Many people like knowing things like that first. Whether you or I share that like is irrelevant.

The first is a valid point, I said. But as the Giffords and Paterno incidents have both shown, that drive can be destructive and, at the very least, get in the way of accurate reporting. One Devon Edwards, the now former managing editor of Onward State, learned that the hard way. Very much to his credit, Edwards wrote a no-bull explanation of the events:

In this day and age, getting it first often conflicts with getting it right, but our intention was never to fall into that chasm.

For the record, there is no Pulitzer Prize for Best Intentions.

Now think about times when the media is criticized for not reporting the news quick enough. There are always sins of omission, or waste dumps simmering without investigation for decades, or the candidate whose checkered past was not discovered until after the election. What stands out to me as a counterpoint in the urgent news game is the tornado. A not uncommon refrain after a tornadic catastrophe sounds something like: “We only had two minutes warning,” or, “the sirens never went off.”

I was the lone web editor on duty at MPR the night more than three dozen tornadoes touched down across Minnesota in 2010. I’m sure we relayed information that was inaccurate, or delivered tornado warnings to areas that ended up with just a strong thunderstorm. But the message was clear, consistent and necessary. Get to a safe place.

The broadcast team went wall-to-wall storm coverage that evening, and delivered information from the National Weather Service as fast as possible, because it needed to be.

Knowing about Joe Paterno’s death two minutes sooner will not make a difference in anyone’s life. 3

Joe Paterno is not a tornado. Check your facts, double check your facts, and then broadcast the right information.

Epilogue

Over at Poynter, Craig Silverman chats with AP associate managing editor Ted Anthony about his organization’s approach — “conditions for accuracy” — and how it kept the AP out of trouble in both the Giffords and Paterno cases:

Even before Penn State student news organization Onward State reported that Paterno had died on Saturday night, AP reporters and editors had already discussed how they would handle Paterno’s death.

That afternoon, AP reporters in State College began hearing from sources that Paterno’s health was deteriorating. This was confirmed in a statement issued by the family.

“So at that point we had conversations, the usual planning conversations, but also we acknowledged there could very well be a flurry of these more-dire-than-the-reality reports [of Paterno’s health], and we needed to be aware of that, and we needed to expect these and not be surprised and apply our usual standards,” Anthony said.

Hat tipped to Bob Collins.

Fordlandia

The Rise and Fall of Henry Ford's Forgotten Jungle City

Fordlandia is about as tangential a profile of a major American figure as one gets. Greg Grandin takes on the history of Fordlândia, an ill-fated attempt to wrestle the Amazon jungle into compliance with good, old-fashioned Midwestern manufacturing.1

This is the second Amazon-set profile I’ve read in the last year, the other being The Lost City of Z. Fordlandia doesn’t have the pace or the excitement of Z, but as a reflection on Americanism, at least as prescribed by Henry Ford, it holds its own.

Perhaps my favorite line in the book:

The term Fordism evolved after the Washington Post, condemning Ford in 1922 for briefly shutting down his factory rather than pay high coach prices, defined it as “Ford efforts conceived in disregard or ignorance of Ford limitations” […]

Fordlândia from above

The project was a mess throughout its history, and one wonders if it was really at the top of the aging and fading Ford’s mind at all.

Fordlândia never exported any significant amounts of rubber, and Ford never visited the site.

History Channel segment on Fordlândia

Frankenspeakers

Or, How I Fused An Old Pair of Apple Pro Speakers and JBL Creature Speakers Together

I’ve had a set of JBL Creature II speakers for quite a while, and at some point last year one of the speakers blew out. Instead of looking at repairing or replacing them — which was around the time that we were moving — I shelved them and stuck with my Sony MDR-3506s.

Jump ahead a few months, and I’m putzing around on Internet when it occurs to me that I really ought to have a set of Apple Pro Speakers to go with my new desk. You know, the lovely clear, spherical speakers that came along with Apple’s acrylic phase. 1

There was one problem: I hadn’t read the specs closely enough.

The Apple Pro Speakers were all powered by small, onboard amplifiers on the G4 Cube, as well as a few iMacs and Power Macs. The jack for the Apple Pro’s uses a three-way plug that is smaller than the typical 1/8” mini-plug and has a small sheath, which carries the power to the speakers from the onboard amps. If you wanted to plug in the speakers to something else, such as a computer without the special or an iPod, you had to get something like the Griffin iFire, now available online for exorbitant prices.

This weekend I finally got around to creating the unholy fusion of my two unused speaker sets.

I popped open the satellites for the JBL, disconnected the speakers and went to work stripping wires and pulling back shielding. Each satellite has a small circuit board, owing to the fact that each little “creature” has an LED status light, and the right-side one has two little capacitive touch volume controls. I did the same above the joint for the Apple Pro Speakers. Since the JBL’s woofer housed the main circuits and the amp for the satellites, all I needed to so was make a good connection between the Apple Pros and the JBL’s satellite chips — the main JBL fixture would provide the power the Apple Pros needed.

It was a fun little project, and now I have these great clear spheres that sound pretty darn good sitting on my desk. Since I left all of the JBL circuit boards exposed, my next project will be to connect a wire out from the capacitive volume control leads to something fun on my desk.

Just checking…

So long, 2011

You were a pretty good year, 2011.

I started a new position with the Public Insight Network. We moved into a new apartment in the summer. We’ve done cool stuff like this and this, and while not worrying about things like this.

We got to see awesome concerts and awesome flowers and awesome towers.

I got a concussion, just like Babe Ruth.

Our two cats are still awesome. And we said goodbye to an old friend.

All in all, you were a pretty good year, 2011. I hope 2012 is even better.